About us

Why “Do not eat”.

Because everything behind our glass looks delicious, and none of it is food.

Not a pastryKitten Patisserie Ages
14+
From the counter

Hi. We're a small online shop.

We don't make these squishies. We pick them from toy suppliers: the ones that look most like something you'd find behind a deli counter.

Your order ships straight from our partner warehouse in China, which is why delivery takes an estimated 8-18 business days. We'd rather tell you that here than surprise you later.

The most important thing we can tell you about our food: do not eat it.

The Squish Deli teamAn online shop based in Riverview, Florida
The Butter Stick Holiday Bao Mystery Bake Not food Do not eat

The honest version

What we are, and what we're not.

We are

  • A small online shop with a deli-counter problem.
  • Upfront about delivery: an estimated 8-18 business days.
  • Here if something goes wrong, with the Squish Promise.
  • For teens and grown-ups, ages 14+.

We're not

  • A factory. We don't make the squishies.
  • A food company. Please, do not eat.
  • A children's toy brand.
  • A subscription. You pay once, per order.

How an order works

Three steps. One is waiting.

  1. 01

    You pick a plate.

    3, 5 or 8 squishies. The more you pick, the less each one costs: $12, $10.40, then $9 each.

  2. 02

    We prepare it.

    1-3 business days at our partner warehouse in China. Each piece goes in its own supplier bag or cup.

  3. 03

    It travels to you.

    7-15 business days to your door, with tracking. Ships free from $35.

If you order today Est. arrival 8-18 business days

Back to the counter

Come see the counter.

Fifteen squishies, five counters, one rule: do not eat.

See the menu

  • The Bakery

    Café Toast

    $9 each in a Party Platter. $14 on its own

    1 piece, pick from 8 styles

    Thick slow-rise toast squishy

  • The Bakery

    Kitten Patisserie

    $9 each in a Party Platter. $14 on its own

    1 piece, pick from 4 styles

    Cute pastry squishies: egg tart, soufflé and more