• Dent CheeseClassic Yellow
  • Coconut CheeseOrange
  • Swiss SquishClassic Yellow
  • Swiss SquishStrawberry Pink
  • Crunch ButterHoliday Edition
  • Café ToastCheese
  • Holiday BaoSanta
  • Holiday BaoChristmas Tree

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured. Not to scale.

Party Platter · our pick for gifting

Christmas Cheese Board

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

A Christmas cheese board you can't eat. The moldable Dent Cheese, the glossy Coconut Cheese, two Swiss, a Christmas butter, cheese on toast and two Christmas bao.

  1. The Dairy

    The Dent Cheese

    Classic Yellow

    Thick and moldable. It does not bounce back: it holds your thumbprint until you mold it again.

  2. The Dairy

    The Coconut Cheese

    Orange

    Soft, glossy and weighty for its size: about 225 g.

  3. The Dairy

    Swiss Squish ×2

    Classic Yellow, Strawberry Pink

    Soft foam. Squash it between your fingers.

  4. The Dairy

    Crunch Butter

    Holiday Edition

    A soft rubbery block with crunchy little beads inside that crackle when you squeeze.

  5. The Bakery

    Café Toast

    Cheese

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  6. The Steamer

    Holiday Bao ×2

    Santa, Christmas Tree

    Glossy and gel-soft with fine glitter inside. Squeeze it and it squishes, let go and it settles back.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

  • Holiday BaoSanta
  • Holiday BaoSnowman
  • Holiday BaoChristmas Tree
  • Glitter TreeTree Green
  • Peel-able Banana
  • Café ToastMatcha
  • Mystery Bake1 random style
  • Mystery Bake1 random style

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured (Mystery Bake: one random style, duplicates can happen). Not to scale.

Party Platter · Christmas at the steamer

Christmas Dim Sum

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

Christmas dim sum you can't eat. Three Holiday Bao, a Glitter Tree and four friends from the other counters.

  1. The Steamer

    Holiday Bao ×3

    Santa, Snowman, Christmas Tree

    Glossy and gel-soft with fine glitter inside. Squeeze it and it squishes, let go and it settles back.

  2. The Ice Box

    Glitter Tree

    Tree Green

    Clear glitter gel that squishes and swirls. Let go and it settles back.

  3. The Fruit Stand

    Peel-able Banana

    Banana

    The yellow peel folds down to a soft, stretchy pale banana inside. Gentle stretches only.

  4. The Bakery

    Café Toast

    Matcha

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  5. The Bakery

    Mystery Bake ×2

    Baker's choice

    Slow-rise foam with a golden-baked look. Squeeze it and it rises back slowly.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

  • Butter StickSalted Classic
  • Holiday BaoSanta
  • Swiss SquishClassic Yellow
  • Café ToastCat
  • Mystery Bake1 random style
  • Peel-able Banana
  • Mood Mango
  • Crystal IceSnowflake Blue

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured (Mystery Bake: one random style, duplicates can happen). Not to scale.

Party Platter · one from every counter

Every Counter

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

One piece from every counter, so nobody can say you played favorites.

  1. The Dairy

    The Butter Stick

    Salted Classic

    Very soft slow-rise foam. Press your thumb in and it rises back slowly.

  2. The Steamer

    Holiday Bao

    Santa

    Glossy and gel-soft with fine glitter inside. Squeeze it and it squishes, let go and it settles back.

  3. The Dairy

    Swiss Squish

    Classic Yellow

    Soft foam. Squash it between your fingers.

  4. The Bakery

    Café Toast

    Cat

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  5. The Bakery

    Mystery Bake

    Baker's choice

    Slow-rise foam with a golden-baked look. Squeeze it and it rises back slowly.

  6. The Fruit Stand

    Peel-able Banana

    Banana

    The yellow peel folds down to a soft, stretchy pale banana inside. Gentle stretches only.

  7. The Fruit Stand

    Mood Mango

    Mood Mango

    Soft and dense. Hold the mango and your warmth turns it from green to yellow.

  8. The Ice Box

    Crystal Ice

    Snowflake Blue

    Dense, cool-feeling gel. Press and mold it; it slowly settles back into a cube.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

  • Butter StickSalted Classic
  • Swiss SquishClassic Yellow
  • Crystal IceSnowflake Blue
  • Peel-able Banana
  • Crunch ButterMint
  • Mood Mango
  • Café ToastMatcha
  • Mystery Bake1 random style

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured (Mystery Bake: one random style, duplicates can happen). Not to scale.

Party Platter · eight different squishies

Eight Little Gifts

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

Eight different squishies to hand out, one each. Or keep the whole plate. We won't tell.

  1. The Dairy

    The Butter Stick

    Salted Classic

    Very soft slow-rise foam. Press your thumb in and it rises back slowly.

  2. The Dairy

    Swiss Squish

    Classic Yellow

    Soft foam. Squash it between your fingers.

  3. The Ice Box

    Crystal Ice

    Snowflake Blue

    Dense, cool-feeling gel. Press and mold it; it slowly settles back into a cube.

  4. The Fruit Stand

    Peel-able Banana

    Banana

    The yellow peel folds down to a soft, stretchy pale banana inside. Gentle stretches only.

  5. The Dairy

    Crunch Butter

    Mint

    A soft rubbery block with crunchy little beads inside that crackle when you squeeze.

  6. The Fruit Stand

    Mood Mango

    Mood Mango

    Soft and dense. Hold the mango and your warmth turns it from green to yellow.

  7. The Bakery

    Café Toast

    Matcha

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  8. The Bakery

    Mystery Bake

    Baker's choice

    Slow-rise foam with a golden-baked look. Squeeze it and it rises back slowly.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

  • Butter StickSalted Classic
  • Butter StickSalted Classic
  • Café ToastMatcha
  • Café ToastMatcha
  • Mystery Bake1 random style
  • Mystery Bake1 random style
  • Swiss SquishClassic Yellow
  • Peel-able Banana

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured (Mystery Bake: one random style, duplicates can happen). Not to scale.

Party Platter · the bakery run

Bread & Butter

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

Bread and butter. Obviously. Two sticks, two slices, two loaves nobody picked, plus a Swiss and a banana.

  1. The Dairy

    The Butter Stick ×2

    Salted Classic

    Very soft slow-rise foam. Press your thumb in and it rises back slowly.

  2. The Bakery

    Café Toast ×2

    Matcha

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  3. The Bakery

    Mystery Bake ×2

    Baker's choice

    Slow-rise foam with a golden-baked look. Squeeze it and it rises back slowly.

  4. The Dairy

    Swiss Squish

    Classic Yellow

    Soft foam. Squash it between your fingers.

  5. The Fruit Stand

    Peel-able Banana

    Banana

    The yellow peel folds down to a soft, stretchy pale banana inside. Gentle stretches only.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

  • Crystal IceSnowflake Blue
  • Crystal IceGlitter Pink
  • Glitter TreeTree Green
  • Butter StickSalted Classic
  • Peel-able Banana
  • Café ToastMatcha
  • Mystery Bake1 random style
  • Mystery Bake1 random style

The 8 pieces you get, one of each pictured (Mystery Bake: one random style, duplicates can happen). Not to scale.

Party Platter · the cold counter

Snow Day

8 premium, hand-picked squishies, each in its own bag or cup. The tray is just for the picture.

8 for$88 $11 each · shipped free, tracked

$18 each on their own · 8 separately: $144

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Tracked to your door. Est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Tracked shipping · Squish Promise · Ages 14+ · Not food

Swap any piece

What's on the platter

Ice that never melts, a tree that never drops a needle and a butter stick for balance.

  1. The Ice Box

    Crystal Ice ×2

    Snowflake Blue, Glitter Pink

    Dense, cool-feeling gel. Press and mold it; it slowly settles back into a cube.

  2. The Ice Box

    Glitter Tree

    Tree Green

    Clear glitter gel that squishes and swirls. Let go and it settles back.

  3. The Dairy

    The Butter Stick

    Salted Classic

    Very soft slow-rise foam. Press your thumb in and it rises back slowly.

  4. The Fruit Stand

    Peel-able Banana

    Banana

    The yellow peel folds down to a soft, stretchy pale banana inside. Gentle stretches only.

  5. The Bakery

    Café Toast

    Matcha

    A thick, pillowy slice of soft foam.

  6. The Bakery

    Mystery Bake ×2

    Baker's choice

    Slow-rise foam with a golden-baked look. Squeeze it and it rises back slowly.

Swap any piece

Pick a different design, counter or feel. Still 8 for $88.

Other platters, same deal

Christmas Cheese BoardChristmas Dim SumEvery CounterEight Little GiftsBread & ButterSnow Day$11 each · ships free

Build your own

Rather pick all 8 yourself?

Mix any counters and double up on favourites. Same deal as the platters above.

$11 each · ships free 8 separately: $144

Build your own 8

Heavy pieces have a per-plate limit; the builder tells you as you go.

Order ticket

How your order works

  1. 01You pick a platter (or build one).
  2. 02We pack every piece in its own bag or cup in 1-3 business days.
  3. 03 It ships tracked to your door, with the tracking link in your inbox.
  4. 04 It arrives ready for you to wrap your way, covered by the Squish Promise. Tray not included.
Est. arrival 8-18 business days
Shipping Free from $35

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17. Free printable reveal card

Squish Promise

Arrived split? We'll make it right.

Split, leaking or wrong: email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it.

  • Premium squishies, hand-picked after we check each supplier's sales and repeat orders.
  • Free printable reveal card to sign and hand over on the big day.
  • Ages 14+. Not food. Do not eat, bite or chew.
Shipping and returns, in full

The whole counter

Everything a platter can hold

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Questions

Before you plate

All the questions
When will it arrive?

Every platter ships free and tracked, and you see your estimated dates before you pay. We pack it in 1-3 business days, then it's in transit for 7-15: about 8-18 business days door to door.

Order today: est. arrival in 8-18 business days

Will it arrive before Christmas?

Order by Sun Nov 22 for an estimated arrival by Dec 17. After that it may not, and from Nov 25 it most likely won't. Ordering after that? Print our free printable reveal card to sign and hand over on the day.

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17.

Can I swap pieces?

Yes. Tap "Swap any piece" and change any design, counter or feel. Any 8 pieces that fit the plate (up to 2 butters, 4 heavy pieces and 1,100 g) are $88, shipped free.

Does it come gift-wrapped?

Not by us, so you can wrap it your way. Each squishy arrives in its own bag or cup; the tray and gift box aren't included. For the big reveal, print our free reveal card.

Who is it for?

Ages 14+. It isn't designed or tested as a children's toy. And it is not food: do not eat, bite or chew.

What if it arrives damaged?

The Squish Promise: arrives split, leaking or wrong? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it.

Ready when you are.

Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17.