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The Dent Cheese
$9 each in a Party Platter. $14 on its own
1 piece, pick from 3 styles
Moldable cheese squishy that keeps the dent you press in
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The Jumbo Cheese
11 cm jumbo cheese block squishy with Swiss-cheese holes
The Jumbo Cheese or The Dent Cheese?
- The Jumbo Cheese this one
- Jumbo: about 11 cm across and about 620 g, in soft TPR. Sold on its own: too big for a plate.
- The Dent Cheese
- Thick filling inside a smooth skin. Moldable: it keeps the dent you press in. About 7 cm.
Price$24
on its own too big for a plate
Ages 14+ Not food Never heat
Too big for a plate, so it's sold on its own. Add it to any order; free US shipping from $35.
Delivery
Est. arrival
8-18 business days
Prepared
1-3 business days
In transit
7-15 business days
Shipping
Free from $35
Ships from our partner warehouse in China. Every plate of 3+ ships free.
Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17
Ordering now may not arrive before Dec 25.
Orders now will most likely arrive after Christmas: print our free reveal card to give on the day.
Running late? Free printable reveal card to give on the day.
Squish Promise
Arrives split, leaking or wrong? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it. Shipping & returns
The squish profile
Squishy. Squeezable. Weirdly satisfying.
A jumbo block of Swiss cheese, holes and all, about 11 cm across. It is not cheese.
- Feel
- Soft TPR you squeeze with both hands. Big and heavy: about 620 g.
- Size
- About 11 x 11 cm.
- Material
- TPR (per supplier)
- Scent
- Unknown
- Ages
- 14+
- Food?
- No. Do not eat, bite or chew.
What arrives
One jumbo cheese in the supplier's bag. It is too heavy for a plate, so it is sold on its own: add it to any order.
No gift wrap, no gift note. One order, each piece in its own supplier bag or cup.
Care & safety
Soft TPR. Squeeze it, don't stretch or pull it hard. Squeeze with fingertips, not nails or rings. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Keep it off painted or varnished surfaces and away from lint. Never heat it. If the skin ever splits, stop using it and bin it.
Not food. Do not eat, bite or chew. Ages 14+. Not intended for children; keep away from small children and pets. Ships from our partner warehouse in the supplier's own bag or box, which may carry Chinese text.
Never microwave, heat or freeze it. Don’t leave it in a hot car or direct sun.
Pairs well with
Goes well with the rest of the counter.
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How long does delivery take?
8-18 business days: we prepare it in 1-3 business days, then it travels 7-15 business days from our partner warehouse in China. Ordering today, the estimated arrival is 8-18 business days from now. Tracking can be quiet for a few days while it leaves China.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by Sun Nov 22 for an estimated arrival by Dec 17. After that it may not, and from Nov 25 it most likely won't. Running late? Print our free reveal card so there is something to give on the day.
Ordering now, it may not arrive before Dec 25. Print our free reveal card so there is something to give on the day.
Orders placed now will most likely arrive after Christmas. Print our free reveal card to give on the day.
Christmas has been and gone. Orders now arrive in an estimated 8-18 business days.
What age is it for?
Ages 14+. It isn't designed or tested as a children's toy. Keep it away from small children and pets: torn pieces can be a choking hazard.
Does it smell?
Unknown.
Will it tear?
Squish it; don't pull, twist or stretch it, and keep nails and rings off it. Stop using it if it tears, splits or leaks. If it arrives split, leaking or wrong, the Squish Promise covers it.
Is it food?
No. It is a squeeze toy that looks like food. Do not eat, bite or chew it, and keep it away from real food.
Does it come gift-wrapped?
No. Each piece arrives in its own supplier bag or cup, which may carry Chinese text. No gift wrap and no gift note. Sending a gift? Ship it to yourself first, then hand it over.
What if I want to return it?
Arrives split, leaking or wrong? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it. Changed your mind? Ask for a refund within 14 days of delivery. The details are on Shipping & returns.