The Dairy
The Dent Cheese
$11 each in a Party Platter. $18 on its own
1 piece, pick from 3 styles
Moldable cheese squishy that keeps the dent you press in
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The Coconut Cheese
Glossy see-through gel cheese with a coconut-oil filling, in 4 colours
Inside Coconut-oil filling (per supplier)
The Coconut Cheese or The Dent Cheese?
- The Coconut Cheese this one
- Glossy orange skin with a coconut-oil filling (per supplier). About 225 g.
- The Dent Cheese
- Thick filling inside a smooth skin. Moldable: it keeps the dent you press in. About 7 cm.
Price$18
on its own from $11 each in a plate
Ages 14+ Not food Never heat
Add to a Party Platter
8 for $88, shipped free. 8 on their own: $144 The Coconut Cheese takes seat one. You pick the other seven.
Opening offer Add a Christmas Mini to any Party Platter and it's free. Ends Mon Nov 30, 11:59 pm ET.
Plate prices, per piece
On its own
$18
Small Plate 3
$15 each $45
Lunch Plate 5
$13 each $65
Our pick for gifting
Party Platter 8
$11 each $88
Mix any squishies from the menu. Plate prices apply automatically in your bag.
Tracked to your door
Est. arrival
8-18 business days
Tracking
Emailed when it ships
Shipping
Free from $35
Premium squishies, hand-picked and packed with care. Every plate of 3+ ships free.
Christmas: order by Sun Nov 22 · estimated arrival by Dec 17
Ordering now may not arrive before Dec 25.
Orders now will most likely arrive after Christmas: print our free reveal card to give on the day.
Gifting? Free printable reveal card to sign and hand over on the day.
Squish Promise
Arrives split, leaking or wrong? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it. Shipping & returns
The squish profile
Squishy. Squeezable. Weirdly satisfying.
A glossy orange cheese cube, holes and all, with a coconut-oil filling inside a soft skin. It is not cheese.
- Feel
- Soft, glossy and weighty for its size: about 225 g.
- Size
- About 225 g.
- Outside
- Soft glossy skin (per supplier)
- Inside
- Coconut-oil filling (per supplier)
- Scent
- None noted
- Ages
- 14+
- Food?
- No. Do not eat, bite or chew.
What arrives
One coconut cheese in its own packaging.
Each piece arrives in its own bag or cup, ready for you to wrap your way.
Care & safety
Soft skin with a coconut-oil filling (per supplier). Squeeze with fingertips, not nails or rings. Keep it out of direct sun and hot cars and never heat it: the filling is an oil. If the skin ever splits, stop using it, bin it, wipe up any oil and wash your hands. Keep it off fabric, paper and wood.
Not food. Do not eat, bite or chew. Ages 14+. Not intended for children; keep away from small children and pets.
Safety: If someone swallows any filling, call Poison Help at 1-800-222-1222.
Never microwave, heat or freeze it. Don’t leave it in a hot car or direct sun.
Pairs well with
A cheese board. Do not serve.
Mix any three or more and plate prices kick in, down to $11 each at eight. More from The Dairy
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$11 each in a Party Platter. $18 on its own
1 piece, pick from 4 styles
Moldable "coconut oil" style butter that keeps the dent, in 4 colours
When will it arrive?
Every order ships tracked to your door. Order today and the estimated arrival is 8-18 business days from now. We pack it in 1-3 business days, then it's in transit for 7-15: an estimated 8-18 business days in all. Your tracking link lands in your inbox when it ships.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by Sun Nov 22 for an estimated arrival by Dec 17. After that it may not, and from Nov 25 it most likely won't. Gifting? Print our free reveal card to sign and hand over on the day.
Ordering now, it may not arrive before Dec 25. Print our free reveal card so there is something to give on the day.
Orders placed now will most likely arrive after Christmas. Print our free reveal card to give on the day.
Christmas has been and gone. Orders now arrive in an estimated 8-18 business days.
What age is it for?
Ages 14+. It isn't designed or tested as a children's toy. Keep it away from small children and pets: torn pieces can be a choking hazard.
Does it smell?
None noted.
Will it tear?
Squish it; don't pull, twist or stretch it, and keep nails and rings off it. Stop using it if it tears, splits or leaks. If it arrives split, leaking or wrong, the Squish Promise covers it.
Is it food?
No. It is a squeeze toy that looks like food. Do not eat, bite or chew it, and keep it away from real food.
Does it come gift-wrapped?
Not gift-wrapped, so you can wrap it your way. Each piece arrives in its own bag or cup, ready for your paper and bow. Sending a gift? Ship it to yourself first, add your note, then hand it over.
What if I want to return it?
Arrives split, leaking or wrong? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it. Changed your mind? Ask for a refund within 14 days of delivery. The details are on Shipping & returns.
Our pick for gifting
Make it a Party Platter.
8 for $88, shipped free. The Coconut Cheese takes seat one.
Add to a Party Platter